The Bride
"I'm already married to a guy in Minnesota."
The Trophy Wife
"I only married him for the money anyway."
video, approximately 5 1/2 minutes, looped
June 2006
re-edited version available at YouTube.com
The Girlfriend
"Now that you've slept with me, I thought you should know I have herpes."
The Widow
"My husband was a bastard. Thank God he's gone."
The Punk
"It's totally in to be different right now. So by being a non-conformist, I'm conforming."
The Doctor
"I'm prescribing these pills. They won't make you better, but they'll alleviate your symptoms until I get back from my cruise."