The Seven Deadly Sins in modern haiku

Anger

How dare she cut in?!
I honk and flip her the bird
As my car speeds by.

Envy

Don’t like how you look?
Plastic surgery’s the trick!
You’ll make them jealous.

Gluttony

Eat what’s on your plate.
There are still starving children
All over the world.

Greed

We want it all now!
Thousands of dollars in debt
To buy happiness.

Lust

Market research shows
Advertisers know it all.
Sex sells everything.

Pride

I talk on my cel,
Weaving fast down the highway.
You - out of my way!

Sloth

Apathetic child;
TV and video games
Have rotted his mind.